The author once summoned angels from Serra’s Sanctum, defeated Shelob in her lair with Sting, captured different creatures in the grasslands of Kanto and Johto, ripped and flipped the monstrous demon Azaloth, fought alongside mutants, found the legacy once lost, wooed the princess of Tempest, traveled the lands of Westeros atop Drogon, planted and harvested beans, lured and destroyed hapless adventurers as a boss monster, hacked his way past corporate security measures behind his console and ice breakers, rescued lost souls in the Land of Bondage, earned wealth and prestige from his gem mines, traded information with spies in the taverns of Waterdeep, and crossed the East sea road to buy souvenirs while currently working as an Oracle Database Administrator for a multinational company.